Now and then we get a surprise call or email from someone we haven't seen for a couple of years, but I think Johannes's absence might be a record. The last time we had him on set was about seven years ago! Somehow, he hasn't aged a day. His energy and lust for dick doesn't seem to have faded either. He's just hooked up with lucky new boy Robert and you're definitely gonna want to check out their duo while I contemplate finding out what magic Johannes has been using to stay this way.